one of those days?
I can't seem to stop spilling things on myself. Or rather flicking them on myself. First it was a pen, then I was eating some fruit, coffee, oh and lunch where I instead of flicking food on myself I actually drooled. Yes, I somehow drooled (I wasn't falling asleep thank you very much) on myself while I was eating lunch.
Fantastical.
I have a crapload of work to do, yet I'm blogging. Does anyone want to read a bunch of industry reports on the future of consulting technologies and summarize them?
I didn't think so.
The sun is out and all of these people are outside walking in their flip flops and shorts, drinking their smoothies, walking like they're on vacation. mmm... vacation. So what if my head is in the clouds and my brain is shut off. I don't think it ever got turned on again from the weekend. Maybe it's time for a trip to Starbucks, where I can get myself a lovely cool beverage and immediately spill some on myself. Good times!
In all seriousness, life is good.
Fantastical.
I have a crapload of work to do, yet I'm blogging. Does anyone want to read a bunch of industry reports on the future of consulting technologies and summarize them?
I didn't think so.
The sun is out and all of these people are outside walking in their flip flops and shorts, drinking their smoothies, walking like they're on vacation. mmm... vacation. So what if my head is in the clouds and my brain is shut off. I don't think it ever got turned on again from the weekend. Maybe it's time for a trip to Starbucks, where I can get myself a lovely cool beverage and immediately spill some on myself. Good times!
In all seriousness, life is good.
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